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2much2luv
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A man goes to a doctor and the doctor perscribes suppositories. " Take these for two weeks and come back if they don't help" Two weeks go by and the man returns to the doctor and say "these things didn't help at all!" The doctor replies " Have you been taking them correctly?" and the man says "Of course I am what am I supposed to do shove them up my ass!"
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ncskinnydip
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A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth pulled. She got out a hyperdermic needle and novacane Oh no, he said I don't do needles of any kind. She then started getting the nitros oxide tank out and he said not that either. I can't stand the idea of any kind of mask on my face. Can you take pills asked the dentist. Oh yes, I have no problem with pills. So the dentist handed him 2 small blue pills and he took them. What is that he asked. That is viagra she replied. Well I'll be, I didn't know viagra is a pain reliever, he said. Oh, its not, she replied, but it will give you something to hold on to while I pull that tooth!
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jaguar54
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Good ones
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